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Lesion Central :: The Interactive Corridor :: Writings, Essays, Poetry, etc.

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Post  Johnny Bill Tue Dec 28, 2010 9:07 pm

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
And he said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear were a cunt, I would fuck it."
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Post  Captain Lou Tue Dec 28, 2010 11:15 pm

There once was a woman named Jill
Who swallowed an exploding pill
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And her tits in a tree in Brazil
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Post  Guest Sat Jan 19, 2013 1:36 am

There once was a vampire named Mable
Her appetite was really quite stable
And every full moon she would get out a spoon
And drink herself under the table..

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Post  Danny K. Sat Jan 19, 2013 1:39 am

Whoinvitedthehippie? wrote:There once was a vampire named Mable
Her appetite was really quite stable
And every full moon she would get out a spoon
And drink herself under the table..

That's not dirty!
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Post  Johnny Bill Sat Jan 19, 2013 1:56 am

This has been deemed an "undirty" limerick. scratch
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Post  Captain Lou Sun Jan 20, 2013 9:01 pm

Depends on what she is drinking. Says once a full moon (month). Could be the MENSES!!! affraid
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Post  Captain Lou Sun Sep 08, 2013 1:42 am

There once was a man from Madras
Whose balls were made from fine brass
And in stormy weather
They clanged both together
And sparks sprang forth from his arse
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